“I am truly humbled by the number of people who come to my site, and then return again and again. I can only, modestly, say ‘Thank you.’ ” (eGrumps). “EGrumps you’re still an idiot, the only people who come here are bored out of their gourd and have nothing better to do with their time” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Indeed, and why, pray tell, has my site jumped to number 3,846,201 on the Google count-a-meter” (eGrumps) “There are just a lot of bored people in the world, you dope.” (Mrs eGrumps)
My good readers, if you want to prove how wrong Mrs. eGrumps is please recommend this site to your friends, if you have any. Of course, assuming you have some friends, if you recommend this site, you soon will not have any. It is a small price to pay for advancing my site in the Google count-a-meter.
1.One of life’s most pleasant things is a good nap, especially when your wife is talking to you.
2. Another one of life’s pleasant things is a good nap at the opera.
3, Actually – a good nap anywhere is a pleasant thing.
4. All I need to enjoy life are the three “L’s” — love, laughter and to hit the lottery.
5. It is amazing the rights people give up to be free.
eGrumps new slogan “A good nap is a precious thing to waste.”
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Naps – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – April 5. 2010.
“I am truly humbled by the number of people who come to my site, and then return again and again. I can only, modestly, say ‘Thank you.’ ” (eGrumps). “EGrumps you’re still an idiot, the only people who come here are bored out of their gourd and have nothing better to do with their time” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Indeed, and why, pray tell, has my site jumped to number 3,846,201 on the Google count-a-meter” (eGrumps) “There are just a lot of bored people in the world, you dope.” (Mrs eGrumps)
My good readers, if you want to prove how wrong Mrs. eGrumps is please recommend this site to your friends, if you have any. Of course, assuming you have some friends, if you recommend this site, you soon will not have any. It is a small price to pay for advancing my site in the Google count-a-meter.
1.One of life’s most pleasant things is a good nap, especially when your wife is talking to you.
2. Another one of life’s pleasant things is a good nap at the opera.
3, Actually – a good nap anywhere is a pleasant thing.
4. All I need to enjoy life are the three “L’s” — love, laughter and to hit the lottery.
5. It is amazing the rights people give up to be free.
eGrumps new slogan “A good nap is a precious thing to waste.”
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Tags: eGrumps, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, April 5th, 2010 at 7:55 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.