“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” (W.C.Fields)
One of the great ironies of life is by the time you retire and are able to sleep late, you are to old to be able to sleep late.
Whiskey may not cure your insomnia, but it makes staying awake much more pleasant.
eGrumps is under a lot of stress. He has insomnia and sleeping sickness at the same time.
The doctor says I have insomnia. I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
The worst form of insomnia is when you can’t even sleep on the job.
Sleep is a form of death on the installment plan.
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Insomnia – Sleep – One Line Jokes — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 25, 2010.
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” (W.C.Fields)
One of the great ironies of life is by the time you retire and are able to sleep late, you are to old to be able to sleep late.
Whiskey may not cure your insomnia, but it makes staying awake much more pleasant.
eGrumps is under a lot of stress. He has insomnia and sleeping sickness at the same time.
The doctor says I have insomnia. I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
The worst form of insomnia is when you can’t even sleep on the job.
Sleep is a form of death on the installment plan.
___________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 at 7:42 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.