One-Line Pearls of Wisdom
I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
eGrumps spent the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
My basic philosophy: Death to all fanatics!
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it is the scenic route.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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One-Line Pearls of Wisdom
I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
eGrumps spent the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
My basic philosophy: Death to all fanatics!
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it is the scenic route.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010 at 7:59 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.