A few pungent thoughts on love, marriage and sex – they don’t necessarily go together.
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.” (H. L. Mencken)
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Sex is like insurance, the older you get, the more it costs.
Take an interest in your spouse’s activities. Hire a detective.
Three words you never wish to hear when you are making love: “Honey, I’m home.”
My wife likes to talk to me during sex. In fact, the other day she called from a motel.
Change in Subject – but it is a very important lesson in life.
Work is a fine thing if it doesn’t take up too much of your free time. (“But don’t tell your boss.” (eGrumps))
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Marriage, Love and You-Know-What: Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – March 20, 2010.
A few pungent thoughts on love, marriage and sex – they don’t necessarily go together.
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.” (H. L. Mencken)
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Sex is like insurance, the older you get, the more it costs.
Take an interest in your spouse’s activities. Hire a detective.
Three words you never wish to hear when you are making love: “Honey, I’m home.”
My wife likes to talk to me during sex. In fact, the other day she called from a motel.
Change in Subject – but it is a very important lesson in life.
Work is a fine thing if it doesn’t take up too much of your free time. (“But don’t tell your boss.” (eGrumps))
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Tags: eGrumps, Funny Quotations, Jokes, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, March 20th, 2010 at 10:54 am and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.