‘The girls are wearing less and less on the beach, which is OK for me. My memory is starting to go.” (Bob Hope)
One of my favorite things is to take a nap, especially when I am at the opera.
I have three favorite things. My memory, and I forgot the other two.
I think the judge was slightly biased. Remember, he said, this man is innocent until proven guilty.
The most precious thing we have is life, and it has absolutely no trade in value.
The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.
My dog has a special beeper. He knows which dogs are in heat over a ten county area.
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Bathing Suits, and More (and Less) — Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – March 15, 2010.
‘The girls are wearing less and less on the beach, which is OK for me. My memory is starting to go.” (Bob Hope)
One of my favorite things is to take a nap, especially when I am at the opera.
I have three favorite things. My memory, and I forgot the other two.
I think the judge was slightly biased. Remember, he said, this man is innocent until proven guilty.
The most precious thing we have is life, and it has absolutely no trade in value.
The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.
My dog has a special beeper. He knows which dogs are in heat over a ten county area.
_______________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, March 15th, 2010 at 8:50 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.