Poverty -
1. “I’m so poor, I can only steal one line jokes.” (eGrumps)
2. In an ideal world, what I’d like to see is drive-in soup kitchens.
3. There is only one thing money can’t buy — poverty.
4. Poverty is no disgrace, but it is damn inconvenient.
5. “Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” (Groucho Marx.)
6. Without my wife, I’d never be what I am today – broke! (“eGrumps – you’re an idiot” (Mrs. eGrumps))(“I wonder if it is too late to get the money back that I paid for that fat broad who claims to be my wife (eGrumps)
7. “As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.” (Oscar Wilde)
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Poverty — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 14, 2010
Poverty -
1. “I’m so poor, I can only steal one line jokes.” (eGrumps)
2. In an ideal world, what I’d like to see is drive-in soup kitchens.
3. There is only one thing money can’t buy — poverty.
4. Poverty is no disgrace, but it is damn inconvenient.
5. “Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” (Groucho Marx.)
6. Without my wife, I’d never be what I am today – broke! (“eGrumps – you’re an idiot” (Mrs. eGrumps))(“I wonder if it is too late to get the money back that I paid for that fat broad who claims to be my wife (eGrumps)
7. “As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.” (Oscar Wilde)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, March 14th, 2010 at 5:15 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.