A few of life’s unanswered questions like: God couldn’t possibly have created eGrumps, He couldn’t be that mean to inflict him upon the rest of humanity, could He?
1. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
2. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
3. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
6. Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
7. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends.
8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Questions, Questions, Questions — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – March 13, 2010
A few of life’s unanswered questions like: God couldn’t possibly have created eGrumps, He couldn’t be that mean to inflict him upon the rest of humanity, could He?
1. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
2. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
3. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
6. Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
7. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends.
8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, March 12th, 2010 at 10:10 pm and is filed under Humor, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.