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Definitions, Comic — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 12, 2010
A few definitions of no great note:
Bargain – something you can’t use at a price you cannot resist.
Synonym — a word you use in place of a word you can’t spell.
Almost Human Computer – a machine that doesn’t blame its mistakes on another computer.
Baby Sitter — a teenager acting like an adult when the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Glow Worm- we are all worms, but I believe I am a glow worm.
Pigs — Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us but pigs – they are animals that treat us as equals.
eGrumps View of Life: I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is ready for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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