More of the laws inspired by Mr. Murphy:
1. In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
2. If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.
3. A disagreeable law is its own reward.
4. Everybody lies about sex.
5. Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. (“I like that” (eGrumps))
6. There is a solution to every problem. The only difficulty is finding it.
7. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
8. Even paranoids have enemies.
and
To have a sense of humor is to be a tragic figure. (“Alas, how true” (eGrumps))
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Murphy’s Laws (Again) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 11, 2010
More of the laws inspired by Mr. Murphy:
1. In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
2. If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.
3. A disagreeable law is its own reward.
4. Everybody lies about sex.
5. Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. (“I like that” (eGrumps))
6. There is a solution to every problem. The only difficulty is finding it.
7. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
8. Even paranoids have enemies.
and
To have a sense of humor is to be a tragic figure. (“Alas, how true” (eGrumps))
______________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 9:18 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.