Murphy’s Laws — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 10, 2010

Murphy was brilliant – after one simple law his commentaries have grown and grown, and of course Murphy, being completely fictional, had nothing to do with it.

1. Smile – tomorrow will be worse.

2. Enough research will tend to support your theory.

3. Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

4. Left to themselves, things will go from bad to worse.

5. If everything is going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

6. In case of doubt, sound convincing.

7. You never run out of things that can go wrong.

8. The first myth of management is that it exists.

and

Murphy was an optimist

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