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Truths Eternal — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 9, 2010
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health (The Environmental Protection Agency hasn’t said this — yet) (“Just wait” (eGrumps))
If at first you don’t succeed you’re just about average.
Forget about world peace, visualize using your turn indicator.
No meal is complete without leftovers.
The only thing better than a good education is a good parking spot at the mall.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
A professor is someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.
I may not have a perfect body, but I have some excellent parts.
Some men have morals, some don’t. Most simply ignore them.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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