Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
Mommy, the cursor is winking at me.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.
“An economist’s guess is liable to be just as good as anyone else’s.” (Will Rogers)
I am on a thirty day diet. So far I have lost fifteen days,
53.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
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Life’s Comments in One Line — Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 8, 2010.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
Mommy, the cursor is winking at me.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.
“An economist’s guess is liable to be just as good as anyone else’s.” (Will Rogers)
I am on a thirty day diet. So far I have lost fifteen days,
53.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
____________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, March 7th, 2010 at 9:02 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.