Golf and Golfers – One-Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 5, 2010
Golf: A game in which a little white ball is chased by a bunch of men who are too old to chase anything else.
Senior golfers say they always shoot their age. More likely they always shoot their weight.
Many senior golfers use carts instead of caddies because carts can’t count, criticize or laugh.
Did you hear about the golfer who is so used to cheating on his scorecard, when he shot a hole-in-one he put down a zero on his scorecard.
“Believe me, it’s not that I cheat,” the golfer said, “It’s just that I play golf for my health and when I have a lower score, it makes me feel better.
Last week I just missed a spectacular hole-in-one , by about five stokes.
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Golf and Golfers – One-Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 5, 2010
Golf: A game in which a little white ball is chased by a bunch of men who are too old to chase anything else.
Senior golfers say they always shoot their age. More likely they always shoot their weight.
Many senior golfers use carts instead of caddies because carts can’t count, criticize or laugh.
Did you hear about the golfer who is so used to cheating on his scorecard, when he shot a hole-in-one he put down a zero on his scorecard.
“Believe me, it’s not that I cheat,” the golfer said, “It’s just that I play golf for my health and when I have a lower score, it makes me feel better.
Last week I just missed a spectacular hole-in-one , by about five stokes.
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This entry was posted on Friday, March 5th, 2010 at 8:45 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.