First Rule of Politics: — When you are in a hole, stop digging.
Second Rule of Politics: Always start at the desired conclusion, and work backwards to make the evidence fit the conclusion, regardless as to whether the “evidence” is true or not.
Third Rule of Politics: Always dodge the issues in a straightforward way.
Fourth Rule of Politics: Always keep the promises you made during the campaign — on 3 X 5 cards locked in a cabinet.
Fifth Rule of Politics: Always remember there are two sides to every question, and a good politician takes both.
eGrumps comment; “When I was a kid, fairy tales used to begin “Once upon a time……” Now they begin “If I’m elected…..”
In crime they say: “Take the money and run.” In politics they say: “Run and take the money.”
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