First Rule of Politics: — When you are in a hole, stop digging.
Second Rule of Politics: Always start at the desired conclusion, and work backwards to make the evidence fit the conclusion, regardless as to whether the “evidence” is true or not.
Third Rule of Politics: Always dodge the issues in a straightforward way.
Fourth Rule of Politics: Always keep the promises you made during the campaign — on 3 X 5 cards locked in a cabinet.
Fifth Rule of Politics: Always remember there are two sides to every question, and a good politician takes both.
eGrumps comment; “When I was a kid, fairy tales used to begin “Once upon a time……” Now they begin “If I’m elected…..”
In crime they say: “Take the money and run.” In politics they say: “Run and take the money.”
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Politics and Political Rules, Humorous One-Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 4, 2010
First Rule of Politics: — When you are in a hole, stop digging.
Second Rule of Politics: Always start at the desired conclusion, and work backwards to make the evidence fit the conclusion, regardless as to whether the “evidence” is true or not.
Third Rule of Politics: Always dodge the issues in a straightforward way.
Fourth Rule of Politics: Always keep the promises you made during the campaign — on 3 X 5 cards locked in a cabinet.
Fifth Rule of Politics: Always remember there are two sides to every question, and a good politician takes both.
eGrumps comment; “When I was a kid, fairy tales used to begin “Once upon a time……” Now they begin “If I’m elected…..”
In crime they say: “Take the money and run.” In politics they say: “Run and take the money.”
____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Pithy Comment, Politics, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Politics, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.