Politics and Political Rules, Humorous One-Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 4, 2010

First Rule of Politics: — When you are in a hole, stop digging.

Second Rule of Politics: Always start at the desired conclusion, and work backwards to make the evidence fit the conclusion, regardless as to whether the “evidence” is true or not.

Third Rule of Politics: Always dodge the issues in a straightforward way.

Fourth Rule of Politics: Always keep the promises you made during the campaign — on 3 X 5 cards locked in a cabinet.

Fifth Rule of Politics: Always remember there are two sides to every question, and a good politician takes both.

eGrumps comment; “When I was a kid, fairy tales used to begin “Once upon a time……” Now they begin “If I’m elected…..”

In crime they say:  “Take the money and run.” In politics they say: “Run and take the money.”

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