Compliments – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 1, 2010

eGrumps graciously accepts all compliments. After all, you can’t argue with the truth.

My mom and dad were so proud of me when I graduated high school. So were my wife and kids.

I’m pretty close to being a millionaire. Today I’m only seven figures away.

I’m very bad at arithmetic. I can count from 1 to 100, but I have trouble putting the numbers in order.

Taxes are our reminder that the land of the free isn’t.

Fishing is great recreation. It’s just about the most fun you can have with a worm on a string.

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