Happy last day of February. Tomorrow is March 1st. We all survived another month (assuming you make it to tomorrow) – congratulations!
A few of life’s immortal questions (well, maybe not so immortal). When I first started this posting, I typed “immoral questions” and then I couldn’t find any one-liners – but stay tuned, Tomorrow is another day, actually another month, but I think I said that before, and immoral one-liners will be found – I guarantee it, almost.
1. Does killing time damage eternity?
2. Is it possible to buy something specific in a general store?
3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4. What would happen if you put instant coffee in a microwave? Would you go back in time?
5. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
6. How can you have a self-help group?
7. Why do they print expiration dates on preservatives?
If you have answers to the foregoing – email me at egrumps@egrumps.com, and if suitably funny I’ll post them someday. Anyone who gets his answer posted will get the award he, or she, deserves – a free subscription to my other sub-prime web site: http://egrumps.com
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Life’s Questions — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) — February 28, 2009
Happy last day of February. Tomorrow is March 1st. We all survived another month (assuming you make it to tomorrow) – congratulations!
A few of life’s immortal questions (well, maybe not so immortal). When I first started this posting, I typed “immoral questions” and then I couldn’t find any one-liners – but stay tuned, Tomorrow is another day, actually another month, but I think I said that before, and immoral one-liners will be found – I guarantee it, almost.
1. Does killing time damage eternity?
2. Is it possible to buy something specific in a general store?
3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4. What would happen if you put instant coffee in a microwave? Would you go back in time?
5. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
6. How can you have a self-help group?
7. Why do they print expiration dates on preservatives?
If you have answers to the foregoing – email me at egrumps@egrumps.com, and if suitably funny I’ll post them someday. Anyone who gets his answer posted will get the award he, or she, deserves – a free subscription to my other sub-prime web site: http://egrumps.com
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, February 28th, 2010 at 2:20 pm and is filed under Humor, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.