The following one line comments have nothing to do with the mental superiority of eGrumps. He is what he is (which isn’t much) and who can deny his intellectual brilliance, except Mrs. eGrumps and those of you who may be jealous of his talent.
eGrumps brain is like a politicians speech – mostly empty.
eGrumps brain is a fugitive from a brain gang.
eGrumps is really brighter than he looks, but then he would have to be.
eGrumps was born stupid, and lately he has had a relapse.
If eGrumps said what he thought he’d be speechless.
What eGrumps lacks in intelligence, he makes up in stupidity.
ALERT:
The foregoing comments were all written by Mrs. eGrumps, who knows her husband, eGrumps better that anyone. eGrumps strongly disagrees with her comments because she is a complete idiot, or else she would not have married eGrumps in the first place. To show you the level of her stupidity, she thought eGrumps had money when she married him. Hah – little did she know how little it was. She’s still waiting for him to make money off of his free websites. (see also http://egrumps.com)
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Idiocy — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 27, 2010
The following one line comments have nothing to do with the mental superiority of eGrumps. He is what he is (which isn’t much) and who can deny his intellectual brilliance, except Mrs. eGrumps and those of you who may be jealous of his talent.
eGrumps brain is like a politicians speech – mostly empty.
eGrumps brain is a fugitive from a brain gang.
eGrumps is really brighter than he looks, but then he would have to be.
eGrumps was born stupid, and lately he has had a relapse.
If eGrumps said what he thought he’d be speechless.
What eGrumps lacks in intelligence, he makes up in stupidity.
ALERT:
The foregoing comments were all written by Mrs. eGrumps, who knows her husband, eGrumps better that anyone. eGrumps strongly disagrees with her comments because she is a complete idiot, or else she would not have married eGrumps in the first place. To show you the level of her stupidity, she thought eGrumps had money when she married him. Hah – little did she know how little it was. She’s still waiting for him to make money off of his free websites. (see also http://egrumps.com)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, February 27th, 2010 at 12:38 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.