(For the women reading this) Remember, all men are cremated equal.
(For the men reading this) Remember, all women are cremated equal.
“I wanted to give Mrs. eGrumps a book for Christmas, but she already had one.” (eGrumps) “eGrumps, you’re an idiot. At least I can read it.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Do you expect me to believe that, you’ve never even picked it up to read.” (eGrumps) “How would you know, you’re always parked in front of the TV set watching the porno shows.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Yep – it’s all part of my education – live and learn. Next time I’ll give you a book with pictures.” (eGrumps) “Idiot, idiot, idiot!!!!” (Mrs. eGrumps)
Definition of a minor operation: One performed on someone else.
She likes him for what he is: Rich
A fool and his money are soon popular
I took my dog to an obedience school. He still bites me, but he says a prayer first.
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Cremated equal – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 25, 2010
(For the women reading this) Remember, all men are cremated equal.
(For the men reading this) Remember, all women are cremated equal.
“I wanted to give Mrs. eGrumps a book for Christmas, but she already had one.” (eGrumps) “eGrumps, you’re an idiot. At least I can read it.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Do you expect me to believe that, you’ve never even picked it up to read.” (eGrumps) “How would you know, you’re always parked in front of the TV set watching the porno shows.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Yep – it’s all part of my education – live and learn. Next time I’ll give you a book with pictures.” (eGrumps) “Idiot, idiot, idiot!!!!” (Mrs. eGrumps)
Definition of a minor operation: One performed on someone else.
She likes him for what he is: Rich
A fool and his money are soon popular
I took my dog to an obedience school. He still bites me, but he says a prayer first.
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