An insurance police is an agreement that is made of words that are too big to understand, and printed to small to read.
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die.
Why is sex like insurance?
The older you get, the more it costs.
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.
Accidents will happen, unless you have accident insurance.
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Insurance – One Line Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 24, 2010
An insurance police is an agreement that is made of words that are too big to understand, and printed to small to read.
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die.
Why is sex like insurance?
The older you get, the more it costs.
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.
Accidents will happen, unless you have accident insurance.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 at 8:51 pm and is filed under Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.