The Wages of Sin — Drinking Alcoholic Beverages (all right so it isn’t a sin, technically, until one drinks too much – and then it may lead to Sin – “I certainly hope so, if I get lucky, as they say” (eGrumps)) The following are comments made at various times about eGrumps drinking “problems” – none of them true, of course.
1. If it wasn’t for the olives in martinis, eGrumps would starve to death.
2. eGrumps never drinks while he is driving, he’d spill too much.
3. eGrumps read about the evils of drinking, so he gave up reading.
4. eGrumps never drinks unless he is alone or with someone.
5. If someone asks eGrumps whether he’d like scotch, gin or vodka – he answers “Yes”
6. eGrumps never drinks water because he found out fish make love in it!
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Drinking Comments – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 22, 2010
The Wages of Sin — Drinking Alcoholic Beverages (all right so it isn’t a sin, technically, until one drinks too much – and then it may lead to Sin – “I certainly hope so, if I get lucky, as they say” (eGrumps)) The following are comments made at various times about eGrumps drinking “problems” – none of them true, of course.
1. If it wasn’t for the olives in martinis, eGrumps would starve to death.
2. eGrumps never drinks while he is driving, he’d spill too much.
3. eGrumps read about the evils of drinking, so he gave up reading.
4. eGrumps never drinks unless he is alone or with someone.
5. If someone asks eGrumps whether he’d like scotch, gin or vodka – he answers “Yes”
6. eGrumps never drinks water because he found out fish make love in it!
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