Two more of those digital days, 0′s,1′s and 2′s. 02/21/2010 and 02/22/2010 – this must mean something, but damned if I know what. Be very, very careful.
A few comments about Age:
1. A woman’s age is like the speedometer of a used car for sale – it has been set back, but you don’t know how far.
2. A man’s age demands respect. A woman’s age demands tact.
3. Geriatrics is the science that helps you to live longer without growing older.
4. A man is getting old when the gleam in his eye is merely the reflection off of his sunglasses.
5. Another sign of growing older is that you spend more time talking with your druggist than with your bartender.
6. Man knows his age. Women calculate theirs.
7. “I find age a very distasteful subject!! And I’m not kidding – really and truly. But who is is counting my age? Not me, well, maybe once in a while. That’s when it is really distasteful.” eGrumps
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Age and Aging — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments — (from eGrumps) – February 21 and 22, 2010
Two more of those digital days, 0′s,1′s and 2′s. 02/21/2010 and 02/22/2010 – this must mean something, but damned if I know what. Be very, very careful.
A few comments about Age:
1. A woman’s age is like the speedometer of a used car for sale – it has been set back, but you don’t know how far.
2. A man’s age demands respect. A woman’s age demands tact.
3. Geriatrics is the science that helps you to live longer without growing older.
4. A man is getting old when the gleam in his eye is merely the reflection off of his sunglasses.
5. Another sign of growing older is that you spend more time talking with your druggist than with your bartender.
6. Man knows his age. Women calculate theirs.
7. “I find age a very distasteful subject!! And I’m not kidding – really and truly. But who is is counting my age? Not me, well, maybe once in a while. That’s when it is really distasteful.” eGrumps
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, February 21st, 2010 at 9:40 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.