Famous Comments from a wife to a husband or from a husband to a wife. (If you don’t like these, merely substitute “wife” for “husband” and “husband” for “wife.” If that doesn’t work for you, substitute “significant other” for “insignificant other.” If that still doesn’t work for you, substitute “Domestic Partner” to “Other Domestic Partner.” It none of these work for you – please give up and go to a different web site.
1. I met my wife under unfortunate circumstances. I was single.
2. It was time to tell my wife who was the boss. I said “You’re the boss.”
3. The only thing my wife doesn’t know is why she married me.
4. Husband: One more word from you and I’m leaving home.
Wife: Taxi!
5. I finally figure out my wife closes her eyes when we are making love. She hates to see me having a good time.
6. Wife: Why do you keep reading out marriage license?
Husband: I’m looking for a loophole. If I can’t find one, there must be an expiration date somewhere in there.
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Wives and Husbands – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – February 17, 2010
Famous Comments from a wife to a husband or from a husband to a wife. (If you don’t like these, merely substitute “wife” for “husband” and “husband” for “wife.” If that doesn’t work for you, substitute “significant other” for “insignificant other.” If that still doesn’t work for you, substitute “Domestic Partner” to “Other Domestic Partner.” It none of these work for you – please give up and go to a different web site.
1. I met my wife under unfortunate circumstances. I was single.
2. It was time to tell my wife who was the boss. I said “You’re the boss.”
3. The only thing my wife doesn’t know is why she married me.
4. Husband: One more word from you and I’m leaving home.
Wife: Taxi!
5. I finally figure out my wife closes her eyes when we are making love. She hates to see me having a good time.
6. Wife: Why do you keep reading out marriage license?
Husband: I’m looking for a loophole. If I can’t find one, there must be an expiration date somewhere in there.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 at 3:40 pm and is filed under Funny, Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.