“You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.” (Mrs. eGrumps talking about me) “What does she know?” (eGrumps) “eGrumps. you’re still an idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps) ”Right, I married you, didn’t I?” (eGrumps)
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
“In America, anyone can become President. That’s the risk you take.” (Adlai Stevenson)
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 9, 2009
“You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.” (Mrs. eGrumps talking about me) “What does she know?” (eGrumps) “eGrumps. you’re still an idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps) ”Right, I married you, didn’t I?” (eGrumps)
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
“In America, anyone can become President. That’s the risk you take.” (Adlai Stevenson)
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 9:33 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.