Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments — (from eGrumps) — February 8, 2010

eGrumps brain is like a vacuum cleaner. It sucks whenever he has to use it.

You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime.

The problem with pessimists is that they are right too much.

Lord give me patience – and I mean right now!

My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

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