Famous Last Words:
1. Don’t be so superstitious.
2. Now watch this!
3. Rat poison only kills rats.
4. I can do that with my eyes closed.
5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.
6. This doesn’t taste right.
7. I wonder where the mother bear is?
8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9. I’ve seen this done on TV.
10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
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Famous Last Words – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 7, 2010
Famous Last Words:
1. Don’t be so superstitious.
2. Now watch this!
3. Rat poison only kills rats.
4. I can do that with my eyes closed.
5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.
6. This doesn’t taste right.
7. I wonder where the mother bear is?
8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9. I’ve seen this done on TV.
10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Last Words, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, February 7th, 2010 at 4:21 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.