eGrumps is going on vacation: He got one of those bargain holiday trips – ten days and four nights. (“eGrumps you’re an idiot.” Mrs. eGrumps)(“I know, but you can’t beat the price.” eGrumps)(“You’re still an idiot.” Mrs. eGrumps)
I are a college graduate.
Housework is something you do until nobody notices that you don’t.
How often do jumbo jets crash? Just Once.
I got a free copy of a book, and I still felt cheated.
Parent talking to his teen-aged child: “I wish I was young enough to know everything.”
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 5, 2010
eGrumps is going on vacation: He got one of those bargain holiday trips – ten days and four nights. (“eGrumps you’re an idiot.” Mrs. eGrumps)(“I know, but you can’t beat the price.” eGrumps)(“You’re still an idiot.” Mrs. eGrumps)
I are a college graduate.
Housework is something you do until nobody notices that you don’t.
How often do jumbo jets crash? Just Once.
I got a free copy of a book, and I still felt cheated.
Parent talking to his teen-aged child: “I wish I was young enough to know everything.”
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 12:14 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.