eGrumps fatalistic outlook on life: “I’m trying to arrange my life so I don’t even have to be present.” (But then, who would write (steal(?)) these pithy comments which are so popular)
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
He’s such a hick, he doesn’t even have a trapeze in his bedroom.
“Faith is what you know ain’t so.” Mark Twain
“I only like two kinds of men — domestic and foreign.” Mae West
“So little time and so little to do.” Oscar Levant
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If you have nothing better to do, and how could you have anything better to do, please check out http://egrumps.com (It is my other subprime web site) for latest comments on President Obama, Las Vegas, the Dalai Lama and the Chinese government. (It is not easy to combine those topics in one commentary.) And see the earlier one about the Las Vegas Resort Bureau and their restrictions on using “tuition money” to gamble. I write these purely for fun, no commercial return of any sort to me. eGrumps.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 4, 2010
eGrumps fatalistic outlook on life: “I’m trying to arrange my life so I don’t even have to be present.” (But then, who would write (steal(?)) these pithy comments which are so popular)
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
He’s such a hick, he doesn’t even have a trapeze in his bedroom.
“Faith is what you know ain’t so.” Mark Twain
“I only like two kinds of men — domestic and foreign.” Mae West
“So little time and so little to do.” Oscar Levant
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If you have nothing better to do, and how could you have anything better to do, please check out http://egrumps.com (It is my other subprime web site) for latest comments on President Obama, Las Vegas, the Dalai Lama and the Chinese government. (It is not easy to combine those topics in one commentary.) And see the earlier one about the Las Vegas Resort Bureau and their restrictions on using “tuition money” to gamble. I write these purely for fun, no commercial return of any sort to me. eGrumps.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 at 10:24 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.