eGrumps problem, in a generalized sort of way: “Every man has a scheme that will not work. Some have many schemes that will not work.” (“They can’t be talking about me, can they!” (eGrumps))
Any system which depends upon human reliability is unreliable.
You can’t win, you can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.
The Universal Law of Warranties — If it can break it will, but only after the warranty expires.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) — February 2, 2010
eGrumps problem, in a generalized sort of way: “Every man has a scheme that will not work. Some have many schemes that will not work.” (“They can’t be talking about me, can they!” (eGrumps))
Any system which depends upon human reliability is unreliable.
You can’t win, you can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.
The Universal Law of Warranties — If it can break it will, but only after the warranty expires.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.
If things were left to chance, they’d be better.
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