It’s the last day of January, which must mean something somewhere. The best pithy comment of the day:
Time flies when you’re having fun. (“If you’re not having fun, it is probably your fault, so don’t blame anyone else. Hang loose – it’s the cool thing to do. ” eGrumps)
“Virus” – a Latin word used by doctors to mean your guess is as good as mine.
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than loved and married,” (“eGrumps – you’re still an idiot, so knock it off or I’ll sure for divorce and take all of your measly earthly possessions” ( Mrs. eGrumps.)) (“Sweetheart, as Clint Eastwood always says – ‘Go ahead, make my day’ and he’s never met you.” (eGrumps))
There’ll never be an end to the war between the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I’m not saying he’s stupid, but if he had a pet zebra, he’d call him Spot.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 31, 2101
It’s the last day of January, which must mean something somewhere. The best pithy comment of the day:
Time flies when you’re having fun. (“If you’re not having fun, it is probably your fault, so don’t blame anyone else. Hang loose – it’s the cool thing to do. ” eGrumps)
“Virus” – a Latin word used by doctors to mean your guess is as good as mine.
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than loved and married,” (“eGrumps – you’re still an idiot, so knock it off or I’ll sure for divorce and take all of your measly earthly possessions” ( Mrs. eGrumps.)) (“Sweetheart, as Clint Eastwood always says – ‘Go ahead, make my day’ and he’s never met you.” (eGrumps))
There’ll never be an end to the war between the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I’m not saying he’s stupid, but if he had a pet zebra, he’d call him Spot.
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