A few of Murphy’s Laws (With Some Variations)
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Things get worse under pressure.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
If it is not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
O’Toole’s Commentary on Murphy’s Laws: “Murphy was an optimist.” (“Nobody ever said that about you, eGrumps” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Bitch” eGrumps well reasoned, non-emotional response)
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments — (from eGrumps) — January 30, 2010
A few of Murphy’s Laws (With Some Variations)
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Things get worse under pressure.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
If it is not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
O’Toole’s Commentary on Murphy’s Laws: “Murphy was an optimist.” (“Nobody ever said that about you, eGrumps” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Bitch” eGrumps well reasoned, non-emotional response)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 10:46 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.