Reality is for people who can’t handle Star Trek (“That’s me” eGrumps)
If you laugh a lot, when you get older, your wrinkles will be in the right places.
The easiest way to find something that is lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
There is no future in time travel.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
I would gladly participate in any experiment to test the effect of sudden wealth on an individual.
Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 26, 2010 and January 27, 2010
Reality is for people who can’t handle Star Trek (“That’s me” eGrumps)
If you laugh a lot, when you get older, your wrinkles will be in the right places.
The easiest way to find something that is lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
There is no future in time travel.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
I would gladly participate in any experiment to test the effect of sudden wealth on an individual.
Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 at 8:57 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comment, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.