eGrumps favorite of the day: ” The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population, however, is increasing.
A maxim for everyone, but eGrumps doesn’t believe it can be done: ”The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.”
When all else fails, read the instructions.
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
An increase in new laws creates an increase in new loopholes.
If a jury in a criminal case stays out for more than 24 hours, it is certain to vote “not guilty,” except in those instances where it votes “guilty.”
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 18, 2010
eGrumps favorite of the day: ” The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population, however, is increasing.
A maxim for everyone, but eGrumps doesn’t believe it can be done: ”The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.”
When all else fails, read the instructions.
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
An increase in new laws creates an increase in new loopholes.
If a jury in a criminal case stays out for more than 24 hours, it is certain to vote “not guilty,” except in those instances where it votes “guilty.”
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, January 18th, 2010 at 8:42 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.