A Great Philosophy of Life: “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” (Michael Pritchard) “Frankly I couldn’t have said it better myself.” (eGrumps) “eGrumps, you’re still an idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Damn but that woman annoys me.”(eGrumps)
When confronted with two evils, man will choose the prettier.
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.” (Lewis Grizzard)
Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.
“Formula for success – Rise early – work hard – strike oil” (Allegedly from J. Paul Getty)
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 16, 2010
A Great Philosophy of Life: “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” (Michael Pritchard) “Frankly I couldn’t have said it better myself.” (eGrumps) “eGrumps, you’re still an idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “Damn but that woman annoys me.”(eGrumps)
When confronted with two evils, man will choose the prettier.
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.” (Lewis Grizzard)
Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.
“Formula for success – Rise early – work hard – strike oil” (Allegedly from J. Paul Getty)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 9:29 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.