Unnatural(?) Laws:
1. The other line moves faster.
2. Every man has a scheme that will not work.
3. If anything can go wrong, it will. (Murphy’s Law)
Murphy was an optimist. (O’Tooles Commentary on Murphy’s Law)
4. If facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
5. When in doubt, mumble.
6. An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
7. Inside of every large problem is a small problem waiting to get out.
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Unnatural(?) Laws — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 15, 2010
Unnatural(?) Laws:
1. The other line moves faster.
2. Every man has a scheme that will not work.
3. If anything can go wrong, it will. (Murphy’s Law)
Murphy was an optimist. (O’Tooles Commentary on Murphy’s Law)
4. If facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
5. When in doubt, mumble.
6. An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
7. Inside of every large problem is a small problem waiting to get out.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 at 10:29 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.