eGrumps is a great cook. He is the only person in the world who can spoil corn flakes. He cooks them in the bag.
I made my money the old fashioned way. I inherited it.
“Never trust a smiling reporter.” (Ed Koch)
If I’ve said anything to insult you, please believe me.
My sister is going out with an undertaker. She’s sure he only wants her for her body.
_________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted
on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 at 4:43 pm and is filed under Laughter, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.
Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 14, 2010
eGrumps is a great cook. He is the only person in the world who can spoil corn flakes. He cooks them in the bag.
I made my money the old fashioned way. I inherited it.
“Never trust a smiling reporter.” (Ed Koch)
If I’ve said anything to insult you, please believe me.
My sister is going out with an undertaker. She’s sure he only wants her for her body.
_________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 at 4:43 pm and is filed under Laughter, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.