eGrumps quote of the day: “I don’t drink to be sociable. I drink to get drunk.”
Breeding isn’t everything. True, but it is certainly a lot of fun.
The best thing about a hobby is that it gives you something to do while worrying.
Food is an essential part of any balanced diet.
Good fishing is only a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday.
Money can’t buy happiness. That’s why we have credit cards.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 12, 2010
eGrumps quote of the day: “I don’t drink to be sociable. I drink to get drunk.”
Breeding isn’t everything. True, but it is certainly a lot of fun.
The best thing about a hobby is that it gives you something to do while worrying.
Food is an essential part of any balanced diet.
Good fishing is only a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday.
Money can’t buy happiness. That’s why we have credit cards.
______________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, January 11th, 2010 at 9:30 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.