My thoughts exactly: “It’s great to be great, but it’s greater to be human.” (Will Rogers)(“I can’t believe I said those were my thoughts exactly.” (eGrumps)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, except when it is forgery.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
When the fools are all dead, the rest of the world will get along very well without us.
As soon as a businessman takes up golf, he becomes an executive.
“Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it.” (Mark Twain)
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 10, 2010
My thoughts exactly: “It’s great to be great, but it’s greater to be human.” (Will Rogers)(“I can’t believe I said those were my thoughts exactly.” (eGrumps)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, except when it is forgery.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
When the fools are all dead, the rest of the world will get along very well without us.
As soon as a businessman takes up golf, he becomes an executive.
“Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it.” (Mark Twain)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, January 9th, 2010 at 10:19 pm and is filed under Laughter, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.