Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)
Don’t Panic!
eGrumps, have you any grenades left, throw me one.
I know how to handle a flame thrower.
He’s probably just hibernating.
It’s probably just a rash.
Of course it’s sterile.
So, you’re a cannibal.
We are now flying over Iraq.
Why do these candles say T-N-T.
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – January 5, 2010
Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)
Don’t Panic!
eGrumps, have you any grenades left, throw me one.
I know how to handle a flame thrower.
He’s probably just hibernating.
It’s probably just a rash.
Of course it’s sterile.
So, you’re a cannibal.
We are now flying over Iraq.
Why do these candles say T-N-T.
________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Last Words, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, January 4th, 2010 at 8:50 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.