“The only reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key to my gun cabinet.” (eGrumps)
Don’t kill the dream execute it.
Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.
I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on an external hard drive somewhere.
They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 28, 2009
“The only reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key to my gun cabinet.” (eGrumps)
Don’t kill the dream execute it.
Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.
I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on an external hard drive somewhere.
They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
_____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, December 28th, 2009 at 8:38 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.