eGrumps wishes everyone a happy Xmas Eve and hopes that everyone gets more gifts from “Santa” as he will get (If you get one gift, it’s more than he will get. Quite sad, but optimism was never his strong suit). But facts are facts. There was an old song that went “Use your mentality, wake up to reality.” He did – He will receive no (zero, nada, zilch) gifts.
On to the one liners:
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
Rehab is for quitters.
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Never forget the famous poem:
No matter what your aim in life.
No matter what your goal.
Keep your eye upon the donut.
And not upon the hole.
The only thing better than a good education is a parking spot at the mall.
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Jokes (One Liners +/-), Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 24, 2009
eGrumps wishes everyone a happy Xmas Eve and hopes that everyone gets more gifts from “Santa” as he will get (If you get one gift, it’s more than he will get. Quite sad, but optimism was never his strong suit). But facts are facts. There was an old song that went “Use your mentality, wake up to reality.” He did – He will receive no (zero, nada, zilch) gifts.
On to the one liners:
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
Rehab is for quitters.
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Never forget the famous poem:
No matter what your aim in life.
No matter what your goal.
Keep your eye upon the donut.
And not upon the hole.
The only thing better than a good education is a parking spot at the mall.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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