eGrumps thought for the coming holidays: “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
If we are what we eat, I’m easy, fast and cheap.
I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
“Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.” (Captain Kirk)
All you problems are caused by invisible people. To eliminate all problems, all you have to do is find them and kill them.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Jack Kervorkian for White House Physician
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 23, 2009
eGrumps thought for the coming holidays: “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
If we are what we eat, I’m easy, fast and cheap.
I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
“Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.” (Captain Kirk)
All you problems are caused by invisible people. To eliminate all problems, all you have to do is find them and kill them.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Jack Kervorkian for White House Physician
__________________________________________________
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.