Happy December 20th to each of you. Hope you are all well. (eGrumps)
The Return of the Bumper Sticker:
eGrumps favorite: “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
1. I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
2. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who live by the gun.
3. I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
4. Stop repeat offenders, don’t reelect them. (“I agree” says eGrumps)
5. Support bacteria! It’s the only culture some people have.
6. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
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Famous Bumper Stickers — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 20, 2009
Happy December 20th to each of you. Hope you are all well. (eGrumps)
The Return of the Bumper Sticker:
eGrumps favorite: “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
1. I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
2. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who live by the gun.
3. I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
4. Stop repeat offenders, don’t reelect them. (“I agree” says eGrumps)
5. Support bacteria! It’s the only culture some people have.
6. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
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Tags: Bumper Stickers, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, December 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.