eGrumps lament: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
There is not one shred of evidence that life is serious.
“Daddy, whats a transvestite?”
“Go ask your mother…he’ll tell you.”
The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
Why do advertisements for exercise classes always say: “Wear loose fitting clothing?” If their customers had any loose fitting clothing, they wouldn’t be enrolling in an exercise class.
Speaking of exercise classes – remember: Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
What’s the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?
“What time does your husband get home? or
“What time does your wife get home?”
Those will work in most places, but not in West Hollywood, where the genders are a little more confused, more or less (mostly more, but sometimes less) “I don’t even understand that, and I wrote it.” ( eGrumps)
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 19, 2009
eGrumps lament: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
There is not one shred of evidence that life is serious.
“Daddy, whats a transvestite?”
“Go ask your mother…he’ll tell you.”
The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
Why do advertisements for exercise classes always say: “Wear loose fitting clothing?” If their customers had any loose fitting clothing, they wouldn’t be enrolling in an exercise class.
Speaking of exercise classes – remember: Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
What’s the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?
“What time does your husband get home? or
“What time does your wife get home?”
Those will work in most places, but not in West Hollywood, where the genders are a little more confused, more or less (mostly more, but sometimes less) “I don’t even understand that, and I wrote it.” ( eGrumps)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, December 18th, 2009 at 9:06 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.