eGrumps warning: If you think the problem is bad now, wait until I solve it.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
You cannot have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
The Law of Generalization: All generalizations are false.
Very Important: SCIENCE IS TRUTH. DON’T BE MISLED BY FACT.
“Please don’t forget that, or else you will be wrong in whatever you are trying to prove. If you only learn one thing from these Pithy Comments, that should be it. Of course, I don’t know why you would try to learn anything from this web site.” eGrumps
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 18, 2009
eGrumps warning: If you think the problem is bad now, wait until I solve it.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
You cannot have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
The Law of Generalization: All generalizations are false.
Very Important:
SCIENCE IS TRUTH. DON’T BE MISLED BY FACT.
“Please don’t forget that, or else you will be wrong in whatever you are trying to prove. If you only learn one thing from these Pithy Comments, that should be it. Of course, I don’t know why you would try to learn anything from this web site.” eGrumps
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This entry was posted on Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 9:36 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.