eGrumps first law of poker: “A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.”
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility gap.
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you will have to actually do it.
There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself, (2) Hire someone to do it, or (3) Forbid your children from doing it.
Speak softly – and own a big mean Doberman.
If you think the problem is bad now, wait until eGrumps solves it.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 17, 2009
eGrumps first law of poker: “A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.”
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility gap.
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you will have to actually do it.
There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself, (2) Hire someone to do it, or (3) Forbid your children from doing it.
Speak softly – and own a big mean Doberman.
If you think the problem is bad now, wait until eGrumps solves it.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 at 8:20 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.