eGrumps law of computer programming: “Nothing ever gets programmed on schedule or completed within budget.”
A growth of new laws creates a growth of new loopholes.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Nonreciprocal laws of Expectations:
1. Negative expectations yield negative results.
2. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 15, 2009
eGrumps law of computer programming: “Nothing ever gets programmed on schedule or completed within budget.”
A growth of new laws creates a growth of new loopholes.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Nonreciprocal laws of Expectations:
1. Negative expectations yield negative results.
2. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
___________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, December 14th, 2009 at 8:26 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.