Of all the things eGrumps has loved and lost, he misses his mind the most.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it is sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it is $3.95 a minute.
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy.” — until you can find a rock.
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
If you haven’t much education, you must use your brain.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 13, 2009
Of all the things eGrumps has loved and lost, he misses his mind the most.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it is sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it is $3.95 a minute.
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy.” — until you can find a rock.
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
If you haven’t much education, you must use your brain.
___________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, December 13th, 2009 at 2:37 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.