One-Line Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 12, 2009

eGrumps faces the War on Terror: Forgive your enemies — but, remember their names.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

Modern question: How do I set my laser printer to stun?

I doubt, therefore I might be.

If it ain’t broke, fix it anyway just to screw it up.

Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.

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