eGrumps most unsuccessful pick-up line: “How about coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing?” (This is not highly recommended unless you really, really want to sleep alone)
Do not believe in miracles. Rely upon them.
Don’t take life too seriously. It is not permanent.
Being good at being stupid doesn’t count.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My calendar is full.
eGrumps favorite of the day: “Smile, tomorrow will be worse.”
Sign in eGrumps office: “In case of fire, yell FIRE.”
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 11, 2009
eGrumps most unsuccessful pick-up line: “How about coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing?” (This is not highly recommended unless you really, really want to sleep alone)
Do not believe in miracles. Rely upon them.
Don’t take life too seriously. It is not permanent.
Being good at being stupid doesn’t count.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My calendar is full.
eGrumps favorite of the day: “Smile, tomorrow will be worse.”
Sign in eGrumps office: “In case of fire, yell FIRE.”
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