eGrumps feeling: “You can go a long way with a smile. You can go farther with a smile and a gun.” (Al Capone)
“Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away. Death really hates that.”( Matt Frewer)
“The word ‘politics” is derived from the word ‘poly” meaning ‘many,” and ‘ticks’ meaning ‘blood sucking parasites.” (Larry Hardman)
“If it were not for my lawyer I would still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.” (Mister Boffo)
“Turning 35 isn’t that traumatic for me because I didn’t hit puberty until I was 30. The key is to pace yourself.” (Conan O’Brien)
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Famous, Funny Quotes — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments — December 10, 2009
eGrumps feeling: “You can go a long way with a smile. You can go farther with a smile and a gun.” (Al Capone)
“Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away. Death really hates that.”( Matt Frewer)
“The word ‘politics” is derived from the word ‘poly” meaning ‘many,” and ‘ticks’ meaning ‘blood sucking parasites.” (Larry Hardman)
“If it were not for my lawyer I would still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.” (Mister Boffo)
“Turning 35 isn’t that traumatic for me because I didn’t hit puberty until I was 30. The key is to pace yourself.” (Conan O’Brien)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.